The Most Popular Government In The World

June 26, 2010

Imagine a government that hasn’t updated its laws for thousands of years. That, in its manifesto, tells you it’s illegal to vote for another party. The same manifesto is so bizarre that party members have to explain which parts you should pay attention to, and which should be ignored.

This government only provides pensions for people who vote for it. There’s no accountability: if something great happens to you it might very well be their doing, but the bad stuff is not their responsibility. Have a problem with that? Tough – the president will appear to listen to everything you have to say, but will never reply. Even so, you’re expected to formally and publically thank him at least once a week.

Let’s hope that this unaccountable, totalitarian dictatorship never happens.

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